I want to share with you the most intimate details of one of my callers, with his permission, of course. The names have been redacted to protect the guilty, as I’m sure you will understand. Before I regale you with his latest escapes, a bit of an introduction is called for.
A Cocksucking Challenge for the New Year
You see, this caller has goals. At the beginning of the New Year he told me that his New Year Resolution was to suck a mile of cock, a lofty goal to be sure. As I’m sure you know, there are 63,360 inches in a mile. If we take that number and divide it by the average dick length of 5″, that works out to be 12,672 cocks to be sucked to accomplish this lofty goal. Now thats 34.72 dicks per day if he was going to try to suck them all in the same year, which would be quite the feat. However we both realize that that may be a little more than one can reasonably handle, unless it was your full time profession. Even then… thats a lot of dick sucking, right?
So we set the terms: He will suck cock until he achieves that goal. Additionally, there were some questions about how we were going to track it and what counted for his numbers. Although he appeared fairly confident that if we were to count every thrust of a cock in his mouth that he would, in fact, get a mile of cock in one year, the logistics of tracking that seemed a bit much. We decided that each cock would be accounted for in inches, so if he sucked a 7″ cock, he would add the full 7″ to his tally. We then discussed if it would count if he was getting fucked, and ultimately decided that we would add those inches to his tally as well. I mean, he is taking the inches so it seemed a shame to waste the opportunity, yeah? If the same man fucked his mouth and his boy pussy, well, he got to add the inches twice cuz every good cocksucker needs something to work for.
Blow Jobs Blow By Blow
To date, this talented cocksucker has been working diligently to reach his goal, and I couldn’t be more proud of him. At last tally, he has sucked and fucked 3,110″ of cock since the beginning of the year. This works out to around 622 cocks, if we assume an average length of 5″, which is nothing to shake a stick at, as I’m sure you will agree. I know his has been working very hard to set up cocksucking dates, scouring ads and apps and whatnot and even developed cute little business cards with his email on it so he can develop some “regulars”, as he likes to call them.
Delivery Man Blow Job
This brings me to his very special delivery. He was approached by one such hopeful regular on an app that shows your approximate location, and the man told him he was a delivery person and that he was on his route. When his address was shared, the delivery man was surprised to find out that was one of his planned stops that day, which coincided with a delivery that was expected by one very lucky cocksucker. So when the delivery driver stopped by to drop off his package, he dropped off a load in my friends eager mouth at the same time. He walked right up to his door, dropped his pants, and was serviced by my friend. When he was finished, he left my friend with both his package and the bitter taste of his cum coating his tongue.
I love working with sweet little cocksuckers and find it incredibly hot to see a man go down on another man. If this is your cup of tea, I would love to hear some of your own cock sucking adventures. DM me your favorite cocksucking adventure on discord at ldwbecky!
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