You just read our first Masturbation May Blog takeover post from Ms. Becky and surprise it is Ms. Madison Taking over Ms. Becky’s blog for more masturbation fun!
Some people are so uptight about masturbation but it’s one of the most healthy and natural ways to feed those urges we all get. Masturbation is one of my favorite things to do, as most of you know. I love my toys but there are things around the house like everyday items that are perfect for that quick little hump when you get horny.
Masturbation for the Girls
I prefer my pillow, but everyone knows that. There is just something about hands-free masturbation and straddling a pillow is great for that. There are other items for us girls to use as well, like the arm of a couch or chair which gives you more control and you don’t have to be on your knees. I have even tried the corner of my mattress.
Kitchen items come in handy as well for masturbation, for instance, any plastic utensil with a nice fat handle (if you get the urge while cooking) or that rubber spatula to pat the puss with quickness on the clitty to reach that big O.
Shower time masturbation!! and you girls know what I mean! The shower heads with different settings, OMG I have had many good times while taking a shower, and towels! towels are not just for drying you off.
I like to roll a towel up, place it on the side of the tub and straddle it and hump away, not as soft as a pillow on a bed but sometimes a little firmness is nice for a change.
Is it just me or do you get horny brushing your teeth? I feel the electric toothbrush vibrating in my mouth and just think how good it would feel on my clitty, all those tiny vibrations.
Ok maybe that’s just me but you should try it.
Masturbation for the Guys
Don’t fear guys I didn’t forget about you. Two of the items I mentioned for the girls can be used for masturbation aides for you guys as well. Pillows and towels!
I fold my pillow when straddling it bouncing and humping, but if you fold that pillow and stuff that hard cock inside that fold and hump away (and I got to watch a fellow on cam do this and it was really hot) you will have a nice slow build-up to an amazing orgasm.
Same with the rolled-up towel, just roll it more loosely, depending on your size *giggles* so you have something to stuff that cock in and if you are smaller please refer to the paragraphs above in the girl’s section. (the experience will be better if the pillowcase and towel are a nice soft fabric)
How about some baggies for masturbation, you know like the snack size or storage baggies you use to store food in? well just pick your size and fill it with Crisco, Vaseline, or some banana pudding and cram that cock in there squeeze your hand, and jerk away (you can thank me later).
Food items are always great too, we all know about that apple pie but what about trying a banana for a unique masturbation experience. Just cut the tip off the banana and squeeze out all the fruit. Then rinse the rind with warm water and fill it up with your favorite lube (bon appetit) or happy jerking.
Masturbation Safety First
Just remember when trying these things or something new, you need to be safe. Don’t use anything that will injure you while masturbating. I of course suggest you seek out a Masturbatrix such as myself to help guide your masturbation fun.
Here are some things that can be used for lubes that are safe:
- saliva
- vaseline
- vitamin E
- Crisco
- lard
- butter
- body lotion
- vegetable/corn/olive/ or baby oil
Never use shampoo, conditioner, or shaving creams, these can cause irritation and we don’t want that during masturbation. Masturbation should be fun and pleasurable.
xoxo
Masturbation Domination Goddess Madison
Now continue on this Masturbation May Blog Train Takeover by checking out Ms. Daphnes Blog to see who has taken control on 5/5/2022
Confession: I used the corner of an overturned laundry basket once. ???? But what is it they say–it’s not stupid if it works. Or better, it’s not *weird* if it works, because none of these suggestions are stupid. They’re great!
And yay for pillow humping! Even works for humiliation pets in panties, especially if the pillow case is silky, satin-like material and they’re on panty chastity. Let’s face it, it’s more fitting for some bois to masturbate like gurls!
Thanks for the fun post and tips, Ms. Madison!
Honestly, the things I have stuck up my hoo ha to satisfy an urge are wild and varied. I have no fucking shame LOL
Nor should you have, My dear! Any item lucky enough to grace your pretty little hoo ha has been blessed! ????
You are welcome, Ms. Rachel! and yes a lot of the panty pets and small penis guys could use a lot of the tips for the girls *giggles*.
Hey Ms Madison! Great post! You are wise to offer safe alternatives and caution against using some handy items in the shower! one reason why, as you mention, seeking out a Masturbatrix is always a great way to spice things up, and keep those tender vittles intact!
*waves to Ms Becky* You two make a great team, I enjoyed both of your posts! ! Woo hoo!
Thank you Ms Erika! I can’t wait to read the rest of the stops on this Masturbation May Blog train!
Thank you, Ms. Erika!
Good girls dont touch giggles, twirlllllll
My my Mistress Madison, such an innocent and modest shopping list that won’t raise an eyebrow! Off I go to shop, list in hand…(and nothing else til later!). Using “self checkout” it’s back to the domicile to indulge in some “do it yourself”
Alas, time is running out, (“I’m” not…explain later)i inMasturbation May!
The pets have been strangely silent on your post, perhaps their typing hands are otherwise engaged.! Truth be told I believe we have all had the same fiancée! To say nothing of those ambidextrous two timers!
You have so many suggestions and ideas that the 31 days in the month seem hardly long enough…(Sorry Mistress in my whimsy I tend to be wishful using adjectives like “hard” and “long”!)
Now since I am under strict control of Mistress Erika, this is actually “Masturbation May Not” and I will gladly take what’s coming (or not!)
The confinement of her little peanut in my chastity cage covered in panties May very well thwart me the delicious methods of displaying my appreciation for this wonderful month. Oh, I must add facecloths to my list…towels? Overdoing it!
Thanks Mistress Madison!